@i70dan to my business associates, but you can call me Dan on I-70.

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Ex-ADN, GF cook, oilfield tech services specialist

Lang: en_US+++++, es+++, de+

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@Streakmachine LOL 🔥🗑️🔥
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You know the campfire you built for an outing was a good one when other people are posting it on social media.
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Rest in peace, Jimmy. May you receive the Cheeseburger in Paradise.
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@33MHz where being salty won’t get you cancelled. :)
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P(nut) always comes before X. ;)
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@33MHz woot woot! Thank you!
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Feeling Old - http://longpo.st/p/1200804
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Feeling Old

A bit of a scare this afternoon that I can only chuckle at now... I had the opportunity to play in our church's softball league. I had over 25 years worth of rust: while I could catch well enough, all of my throws were initially falling short. The other church didn't field a team, and we had enough people to play two teams of eight. We arranged our batting lineup from youngest to oldest. I hadn't played in over 25 years, yet I was batting cleanup. :) After taking a couple of pitches and fouling one, I reached for one outside and hit it to the left side of the infield. I took off. About 2/3rd of the way down the baseline, my right hamstring cramped. I immediately went down and slid forward, hitting my knees and then my nose and chin, like that buffalo from Dances with Wolves. My leg still cramped, so I got up and bear walked, tagging first. "Hey Dan, do you need a pinch runner?" I tried to get my hamstring to stretch out, but it was still tight. I had to come out. The inning finished, and I hobbled out to left field. My leg was still tight, and I had another concern. I was seeing in hues of yellow and light streaks, like looking up through a tree of yellow leaves into the sun. I took myself out. I sat on the ground and closed my eyes while trying to stretch out my leg. My eyes would clear up in a few minutes; my leg settled down enough for me to drive home. I'm chuckling about it now. I didn't make a throw in the game. I should have been stretching as soon as I got there.…

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Greetings, good people who won’t ever see Rate Limit Exceeded. :D
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@33MHz bangarang! Enjoy the weekend!
/@literary @joe @mikehoss @thrrgilag @mandy @papierzeit @ludolphus @hutattedonmyarm @nitinkhanna @phoneboy @sulgi @joanna @peemee @mrfresh @manx @jeremycherfas @ericd @jdscolam @jeremy @ccp @lechindianer
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“To Kill A Mockingbird” the play is incredible. I’d forgotten so much from the book.
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Say what you want about how bad these days are, but my daughter just FaceTime-ed me from Stonehenge.
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@33MHz :)
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Twin 1: My favorite German word is schadenfreude.
Me: Mine is (breathe in) SCHMETTERLING!
T: And you have to SAY it like that, too!
Me: Yes, as if you are forcing your gums through and out of your mouth. Like if you could play darts with your dentures!
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@33MHz 3.5 hours and 2 wet socks later. I got the last Duran Duran.
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Record Store Day!

More than I expected for 4:30 in the rain…I blame Taylor Swift.
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Have a great weekend!
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@33MHz truer words never spoken ✝️
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@33MHz Thank you, and a blessed Easter!
/@coopey @esilena @lena @thedan84 @neil @streakmachine @josephaleo @literary @joe @mikehoss @thrrgilag @mandy @papierzeit @ludolphus @hutattedonmyarm @nitinkhanna @phoneboy @sulgi @joanna @peemee @mrfresh @manx
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