@Streakmachine to my business associates, but you can call me ロベルトファルク ☕️.

The Facts

Listen to the gossip.

• Mostly harmless
• Writes about tech and video games
• Loves the original Game Boy
• Mini laptop enthusiast
• Reviews beverages in Japan
• Highly addicted to coffee
• Impersonates William Riker online

少し日本語を話す。

Is usually found in Sweden or Japan.🔰

Shiny is better.

Why must elevators always make such scary noises?
1096751
“It’s been a while since we saw the big, green idiot!”
- DankPods
1096737
@Kabuku I’m right with you on all points! That musical collaboration would have been insanely interesting.
1096714
@33MHz Still waiting for those sim-stims that Gibson promised in Neuromancer…
1096529
@prometheus Indeed. I already gave up on the asinine rumors and the rumor mill that made a living off of them, and that was years ago.

I guess I should revamp my web site, as I have been threatening for years, and get back in the game.
1096527
One of these days I will learn to never read comments on tech news or opinion pieces on tech. Too many morons, too much annoyance, doesn’t spark joy in my life.
1096420
Vangelis is no longer with us, and the world has become a bit more quiet, a bit less remarkable. Guess I know what I’ll be listening to as my soundtrack today.
1096414
Nearly have all the stuff for my DIY bodged together CarPlay receiver. Hopefully the case arrives tomorrow, otherwise I won’t be able to fiddle with the setup until next weekend.
1096269
Harry Potter and the rooms of flatulence.
1096041
People who keep telling others to “stop up and smell the flowers” obviously haven’t heard of the Rafflesia.
1096040
Time to listen to rock. Rock of all kinds. All the way from the 70s to the late 80s. Because I can.
1095876
Simple, yet functional. That's how I prefer to roll.
1095874
Computer systems are “surprisingly vulnerable” only to people who have absolutely no idea how computers work and have no idea how software is developed.
1095819
Irresponsibly sourced corn. Unnatural grains.
1095818
Harry Potter and the indifferent barista.
1095817
@33MHz This is something that needs to be properly researched!
1095816
Harry Potter and the hundred monkeys.
1095699
@33MHz How about your legendary humbleness?
1095498
@ludolphus Also a very good point. Something I wish the kids at work would understand.
1095310
@ludolphus Minimizing the potential attack surface. Always a good idea! 👍
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You gave up too much to turn back now.