@Streakmachine Part of my former job was hauling in of coms cables in underground ducting. In urban areas the younger members of the team used skateboards to quickly get from one end of a long hauling run to the other.
Hey America, Australia shows you how to do ceremonies right. We managed to sing the national anthem and swear in our next Prime Minister in literally less time than it takes to have a shit.
No pomp, just get on with it. That's the Australian way.