@akulbe to my business associates, but you can call me Aaron Kulbe.

The Facts

Listen to the gossip.

Portland geek.

Shiny is better.

@jws Do you enjoy it?
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@jws When did this happen? 😲
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How goes it, folks?
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Linux. *sigh*
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@bazbt3 trying to upload a photo with Riposte but 536377374 steps required to configure $SERVICE. We're at the beach this weekend, at the Oregon coast. Just a short trip, but much needed.
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@bazbt3 No worries. I still *want* to get back in, but I guess they think I'm still a criminal and/or that I should do more prison time. :white_frowning_face:

19y 2m 11d since I got out
17y 25d since finishing parole (thank you WolframAlpha)
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@bazbt3 Negative. I applied for "Deemed Rehabilitation" from .ca, and they gave me a big fat "NO!" and even said (in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary!) "you haven't convinced us you've been rehabilitated. .ca not high on my list, lately. :(
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I'm Mister Slow-on-the-Uptake here, and just noted the Beta play on the old Alpha. Nice. :)
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@doctorlinguist \o/ YES!!!

Congrats belated, my friend!
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@doctorlinguist You still dating that same girl, or did you go and get married while I was away, like @mandy? :)
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If only I could do my Chef development work from this Chromebook full-time. It's a Samsung Chromebook Pro.

The sad part? It's hella more stable than macOS or Windows.
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@33MHz Why is that?
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Robin on a Chromebook is an interesting experience.
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@33MHz So aside from being yourself... you are a dev daemon too? :D
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@doctorlinguist How are you, sir? Long time no talk.
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I've been self-employed since December 2015, and it's been an insane busy blur since then.
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@mandy Wait. What?! Did you go and marry Mr. TDH while I wasn't looking, and you're already at an anniversary? 😮
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@33MHz Whoa. Haven't been here in AGES! Doing really well.
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Just kicking the tires on the latest shiny bits.
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@jaminguy serious question... do you sleep? ever? 😂
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You gave up too much to turn back now.