tewha
🌒🕞 6 yr via Riposte
My brother pointed out that “thoughts and prayers“ works for just about any complaints on the Internet.

Example:

“My hands got really dried out fixing a bolt yesterday in the snow.”
“Thoughts and prayers.“
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🌒🕞 6 yr via Riposte
@tewha “The kids are making me watch Moana again.”
“Thoughts and prayers.”
290935
🌒🕞 6 yr via Riposte
@tewha “My kids make me dance to the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.”
“Thoughts and prayers.”
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🌒🕞 6 yr via Riposte
@tewha “I stayed up way too late last night bingeing Game of Thrones.”
“Thoughts and prayers.”

In other news, my brother is an asshole. :-)
290938
🌖🕝 6 yr via Riposte
@tewha I like his style nonetheless. 👍
290992
🌔🕣 6 yr via Riposte
@Streakmachine me too. :)
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jws
🌔🕥 6 yr via ChimPnut
@tewha Asshole brother? Thoughts and prayers, mate.
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🌔🕣 6 yr via Riposte
@jws perfect!
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