People have an uncanny ability to unknowingly clustering their requests so that they all hit my desk at precisely the same time.

I sat down with a coffee at 8am and a couple of minutes later, I had 9 requests within seconds of each other.
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That coffee is still on my desk.

Cold.
Unloved.
Unsipped.
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I think it's about time that I consider cloning myself
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@neil Let us know how that goes? I’d be interested in at least one clone of myself too.
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@Streakmachine And now I'm thinking I should create @antineil and pretend that the cloning went disastrously wrong, resulting an anti-matter version of me
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@neil Oh I do like where this is headed!
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