Streakmachine
🌗🕖 1 yr via Arachis
I have many a time attempted to explain what it’s like to have kids. Mostly to people who have none.

So far, I’m somewhere between it’s like having drunken monkeys, or having a nearly infinite amount of moody cats. And some of them are on acid…
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🌖🕞 1 yr via Arachis
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🌑🕐 1 yr via Arachis
@Kabuku Sometimes, the winning move is to simply not play the game, right?
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🌘🕣 1 yr via Arachis
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🌑🕚 1 yr via ChimPnut
@Streakmachine I’ve heard it said that some kids are quiet and well behaved, but perhaps that’s an urban myth.
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🌑🕐 1 yr via Arachis
@variablepulserate I’ve heard from the teachers that my kids behave exemplary, and I’m not sure they’re confusing them with other kids or not.
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🌒🕑 1 yr via ChimPnut
@Streakmachine Well that’s just not fair.
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