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🌓🕕 5 yr via Beta

Hi.

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🌖🕒 6 yr via Riposte

Wow. Vero really sucks.

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🌘🕗 6 yr via Riposte

Sitting next to Tony Abbott (former AU PM) and Stephen Harper (former CA PM) at dinner. My bile is rising.

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🌔🕘 6 yr via Riposte

@der_Jeff I have never seen that sort of thing here before. But I suppose it did explain the smile on his face.

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🌗🕕 6 yr via Riposte

I am not going to ask the homeless man sleeping in the urine drenched alley why it is that he was surrounded by freshly opened condom wrappers. Some answers are worth never knowing.

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🌗🕖 6 yr via Riposte

Hello from my iPhone X that I queued up for since 0500.

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🌔🕙 6 yr via Riposte

I love that macOS 10.13 does not have a telnet client.

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🌕🕧 6 yr via Riposte

@phoneboy You DID move the bodies first, right?

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🌗🕔 6 yr via Riposte

AfterEarth was a horrible film. I watched it so you don’t have to.

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🌓🕢 6 yr via Riposte

@formfireglass Adorable. Following!!

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🌓🕢 6 yr via Riposte

Hope there will be new  betas tomorrow...

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🌕🕚 6 yr via Riposte

@phoneboy And that’s how you finally got that private plane

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🌕🕚 6 yr via Riposte

The drunken meth-heads which are the scourge of Melbourne and our trams, have now taken to using walkietalkies to communicate with each other throughout the city. Sigh.

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🌖🕒 6 yr via Riposte

And my wife is loving the SimpleHuman Pro makeup mirror I got her as a surprise.

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🌖🕒 6 yr via Riposte

But I am loving my new iPad Pro. The screen is insanely good.

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🌖🕒 6 yr via Riposte

Huge layoffs at work. And massive reorganisation. Uncertain times. Yay?

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🌕🕛 6 yr via Riposte

I tell you what, Vanta Black has nothing on the colour of the water I just tipped out of the mop bucket.

Maybe I should mop more than once every three years.

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🌔🕘 6 yr via Riposte

@peemee Ow!!!!

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🌔🕘 6 yr via Riposte

@33MHz Yes. And I am happy to pay the professionals to do it properly!

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🌗🕔 6 yr via Riposte

A life skill I had hoped to never develop: blanching tomatoes.

I hate cooking.

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