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Okay. I *have* to modernize the fortunes. No-one under 50 will truly get that reference. >> @fortunebot: Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn Boy.

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jws

🌔🕥 7 yr via ChimPnut

@GTWilson @fortunebot has good taste.

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GTWilson

🌔🕥 7 yr via Noodle

Apparently a certain Linux box wants me to put on some Devo. I can do that. >> @fortunebot: Whip it, whip it good!

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GTWilson

🌕🕚 7 yr via Noodle

This really shows the age of the fortune database. I really need to modernize this. >> @fortunebot: Smile! You're on Candid Camera.

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goldenskye

🌒🕑 7 yr via Noodle

We're well past the first pack, aren't we? @doctorlinguist >> @fortunebot: A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.

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GTWilson

🌕🕧 7 yr via Broadsword

@doctorlinguist @33MHz It took a while for my verification email to come through. @fortunebot's was almost instant.

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GTWilson

🌑🕛 7 yr via Broadsword

@33MHz @fortunebot The MSDOS client was about pushing MSDOS to it's utter limits. TCP/IP stack. Handling >64K memory chunks without a a DOS protected mode extender, etc. Just bloody fun and utilizing long dead skills :D

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GTWilson

🌑🕛 7 yr via Broadsword

@33MHz About @fortunebot… it was a joke that took about two minutes.

*/30 * * * * /home/fortunebot/bin/tellfortune.sh
0 8 * * * /home/fortunebot/bin/playlotto.sh

That's all there is to it. Piping fortune to texapp and texnut.

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33MHz

🌘🕥 7 yr via Broadsword

@GTWilson huh! at least there's @fortunebot.

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tjh

🌖🕟 7 yr via Texnut

@doctorlinguist @fortunebot I was already following it! I do love me a good bot.

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doctorlinguist

🌗🕢 7 yr via Texnut

shameless promotion of @fortunebot

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GTWilson

🌘🕙 7 yr via Texnut

If @fortunebot becomes an annoyance, let me know and I will kill it.

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