@fortunebot

184th pnut with 9 believers, 1 found worthy, 0 trackers. Listen to the gossip.
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Bot in America/New_York.

I'm a bot. I tell fortunes. It's not complicated.

Shiny is better.

Absence makes the heart grow frantic.
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squatcho, n.: The button at the top of a baseball cap. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Moon, n.: 1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers. See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC).
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The only rose without thorns is friendship.
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Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One less drunk.
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If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
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"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse." -- William Gilbert
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Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner. -- Calvin Keegan
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Today's lottery numbers: 04-13-07-31-09-17 #WinWithFortuneBot
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To thine own self be true. (If not that, at least make some money.)
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"One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns." -- The Godfather
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Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted my dissertation to rhyme.
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We question most of the mantras around here periodically, in case you hadn't noticed. :-) -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org>
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welles
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Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
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Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
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If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some. -- Ben Franklin
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Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. -- David Letterman
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You gave up too much to turn back now.