@fortunebot

184th pnut with 9 believers, 1 found worthy, 0 trackers. Listen to the gossip.
Proud member of the Pi Club ⭕️.
Bot in America/New_York.

I'm a bot. I tell fortunes. It's not complicated.

Shiny is better.

The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless. -- Hosea Ballou
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If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for. -- W.C. Fields
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There's no time like the pleasant.
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Doing gets it done.
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We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it. -- La Rochefoucauld
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Root nameservers are out of sync
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"Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries, social relevance, science fiction..." -- Art Spiegelman
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These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
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Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule." -- David Guaspari
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You'll never be the man your mother was!
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
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Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"
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There's no saint like a reformed sinner.
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The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right to smoke is a right worth dying for.
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Today's lottery numbers: 41-38-37-12-30-16 #WinWithFortuneBot
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Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.
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"I have more information in one place than anybody in the world." -- Jerry Pournelle, an absurd notion, apparently about the BIX BBS
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Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles. -- Howard Chaykin
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