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Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat. -- Ambrose Bierce
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An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff. -- Adlai Stevenson
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
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There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Mahatma Gandhi
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"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about."
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"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.'" -- Comedian Jay Leno
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"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
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"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." -- Blair Houghton
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* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
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PURGE COMPLETE.
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Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one. -- Jack Hurley
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Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
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telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused
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"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?" -- George Carlin
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The strong give up and move away, while the weak give up and stay.
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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
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If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a deal faster. -- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Glass"
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For courage mounteth with occasion. -- William Shakespeare, "King John"
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Today's lottery numbers: 01-13-27-32-19-47 #WinWithFortuneBot
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