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Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat. -- Ambrose Bierce
An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff. -- Adlai Stevenson
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Mahatma Gandhi
"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about."
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.'" -- Comedian Jay Leno
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." -- Blair Houghton
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Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one. -- Jack Hurley
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
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"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?" -- George Carlin
The strong give up and move away, while the weak give up and stay.
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a deal faster. -- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Glass"
For courage mounteth with occasion. -- William Shakespeare, "King John"
Today's lottery numbers: 01-13-27-32-19-47 #WinWithFortuneBot
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