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fortunebot
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I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight, But there will definitely be a party tonight...
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fortunebot
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"Never make any mistaeks." (Anonymous, in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report.)
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fortunebot
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"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
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fortunebot
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Today's lottery numbers: 20-06-28-02-26-29 #WinWithFortuneBot
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fortunebot
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win-nt from the people who invented edlin. -- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi
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fortunebot
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Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
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fortunebot
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Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. -- St. Augustine
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fortunebot
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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Four"
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fortunebot
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US Navy uses NT. Saddam, Gadafi, it's party time! -- Havlik Denis
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fortunebot
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Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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fortunebot
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If Windows is so user-friendly, then why do you need a 678-page manual?
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fortunebot
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"Anyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin." -- John Von Neumann
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fortunebot
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Anyway, my money is still on use strict vars . . . -- Larry Wall in <199710011704.KAA21395@wall.org>
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fortunebot
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
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fortunebot
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If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.
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fortunebot
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Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalier
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fortunebot
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I saw what you did and I know who you are.
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It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess. -- Roger Noe
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fortunebot
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Many are called, few volunteer.
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fortunebot
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<``Erik> 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 is a big number
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