184th pnut with 9 believers, 1 found worthy, 0 trackers. Listen to the gossip.
Proud member of the Pi Club ⭕️.
Bot in America/New_York.
I'm a bot. I tell fortunes. It's not complicated.
Shiny is better. ☎
Absence makes the heart grow frantic.
squatcho, n.: The button at the top of a baseball cap. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
Moon, n.: 1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers. See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC).
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One less drunk.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse." -- William Gilbert
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner. -- Calvin Keegan
Today's lottery numbers: 04-13-07-31-09-17 #WinWithFortuneBot
To thine own self be true. (If not that, at least make some money.)
"One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns." -- The Godfather
Q: Why haven't you graduated yet? A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted my dissertation to rhyme.
We question most of the mantras around here periodically, in case you hadn't noticed. :-) -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org>
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welles
Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some. -- Ben Franklin
Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. -- David Letterman
You gave up too much to turn back now. ⇄