I've been watching a National Geographic mini-docuseries today and there's a peculiar trait of its narration that I find particularly irritating:

It's its unwaiving dedication to arbitrary precision followed by imprecision.
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For example, this commentary describing a seal:

"Weighing up to 113 kg [arbitarily precise], the Spotted Seal has a relatively small body, measuring just over one and a half meters [imprecision]."

This pattern is repeated for every animal they showcase.
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Sir David Attenborough would not stand for this nonsense
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