html is #kidssay

33MHz

-I just want my candy, and 2yo's candy in my room.
-And any candy you can steal from the kitchen.
-No, I ony eat that during the day.
#kidssay

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wiki

🌕🕐 4 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
[bzzzing]
-Dad! I'm in the rain, spawning a bunch of cats [so I can't get off Minecraft right now]
#kids_say

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33MHz

🌔🕘 4 mo via Gamma

-dad, at first I thought the cantaloupe was poison. But now I don't think it's not poison.
-why did you think it was poison?
-because it's green

#kidssay

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33MHz

🌕🕧 4 mo via Gamma

-Dad, don't throw that away
-What?
-That dog hair
-The hair is dirty. It's from the dog.
-Oh. Ew.

#kidssay

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33MHz

🌓🕢 4 mo via html

-I wet my underwear. 2yo slept on the ground!
-No, I slept on the heat.
-He slept on the heater, but he *still* slept on the ground!
#kids_say

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wiki

🌕🕐 4 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
-Dad these are bitter!
-Dad, J had these in his pocket last night, tasted one and said it's bitter. The wrapper even says "70% bitter"!
-Dad do you like them?
-Yes
-gasp DAD SAID HE LIKES IT!

#kids_say

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33MHz

🌖🕟 4 mo via html

Dad, are they real? (on youtube video)
I mean, are those people real?
I mean, are they in real life?
Do they exist on this land?
I want to go to them.
#kidssay

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33MHz

🌗🕖 5 mo via Gamma

2yo is an astute observer. I told him to close the cabinet open next to him.
-what?
-the cabinet
-that's a drawer Dad. Those are cabinets.
#kids_say

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33MHz

🌗🕔 5 mo via html

-Dad, what does this called?
-I think you're talking about a "bottle", but I can't tell.
-I can talk louder. DAD WHAT DOES THIS CALLED?
#kids_say

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Wife

🌖🕒 5 mo via Noodle

Okay, I’m going to do errands.
Mom! Let me come to Aaron’s with you!

#kidssay

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33MHz

🌔🕣 5 mo via html

-Dad, I peed
-In bed?
-Yeah. Why did you say "in" the bed? I didn't take the bed off. I peed ON the bed.

#kids_say

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wiki

🌕🕐 5 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
"whoopsie dais-o"
-kid 3
#kids_say

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33MHz

🌕🕦 5 mo via Brusque

"We are BUILDING with legos, NOT PLAYING." #kids_say

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wiki

🌕🕛 6 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
-I took two bites!
-What? Of what?
-Of my sour apple [crawls into my bed]
-Are you going to sleep?
-Yes
-I should move you to your bed
-Yes. You should.

sick #kids_say

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wiki

🌕🕐 6 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
I have bones in me, so you can't eat me. You can't eat skin off of people, because it's glued on. And it has blood in it, and atoms.

#kids_say

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33MHz

🌗🕖 6 mo via html

-Dad, I pooped. But I already took my daiper off.
-Oh no - Where?!
-Um, my butt.

#kids_say

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Wife

🌔🕘 6 mo via Noodle

Mom what’s the best way to defeat your enemy?
Uh, I dunno.
Just guess, Mom
Cut off their legs?
No. Befriend them. If you make them your friend you’ll no longer be enemies. I got it from Ninjago

#kidssay

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33MHz

🌕🕐 7 mo via Apero

"Dad I got two more nails for my nail collection."

#kids_say

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Wife

🌔🕤 7 mo via Noodle

Mom, I need to talk to (my cousin) today. It’s about a new game. Speed Fart. It’s a racing game.

#kidsSay

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Wife

🌖🕑 7 mo via Noodle

One minute kid, I’m grabbing myself lunch.

Peppers and cheesestick? That’s a spicy lunch Mom.

#kidsSay

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