Shiny is better.

"My sister is sitting in my chair. :("
"Why don't you sit in the captain's chair?"
"Shiver me timbers!"
#kidssay
849340
A must for the #pnutprinter >> @33MHz: "If you wear heart underwear, everyone will love you forever--even when you're dead they'll love you. Even when *they're* dead OR you're dead, they'll still love you."

#kidssay
843861
"If you wear heart underwear, everyone will love you forever--even when you're dead they'll love you. Even when *they're* dead OR you're dead, they'll still love you."

#kidssay
843811
“I love the texture of that music!”

-6yo talking about Zydeco
#kidssay
843766
"4yo, I don't think 6yo is out here."

"YES I am! I'm burying a cricket. Some other bug or something ate its head."

#kidssay
840007
I live to be awake. I hate sleep.

"Aw you sleep in the night, Dad."
"Yeah, I sometimes sleep downstairs and I see him snoring."

Thanks, kids.
#quoteSunday #pnutprinter #kidssay
839472
“When I grow up I’m going to advertise on TV”
“What are you going to advertise?”
“Hot toast”
#kidssay
831805
4yo, while stomping in Mary Janes

"This is one of my joyful noises, the other is playing drums"

#kidssay
831582
"That kind of looks like chocolate that was cut into the shape of a stair on a stairway."
-4yo #kidssay
823719
“I set all my snails on a race, and none of them are going to win”

#kidssay
822882
“I have two loose teeth. I’ve lost 6 baby teeth, and I lost a shark tooth once.”

-A cousin

#kidssay
809544
“I don’t know how many ways to tell you ‘No’”

“Maybe 16 or 12”

#kidssay
806633
“Do you want to shower a monkey?”

Overheard @fatalmistake’s #kidssay
799123
I love how kid 2 pronounces R2-D2, “Are-tee duty”

#kidssay
795353
“Now my favorite words are, Pepe Le Pew, and Candy.”
#kidssay
788804
"I had a pretend marshmallow in my mouth, in case you were still in a meeting."
#kidssay
777041
“My bread looks beautiful!”
Kid A: “Oh, does it look like a flower, or just like your normal bread ?”

#kidssay
775323
cookie jar (i)
"You know I like when Obelix couldn't eat any more - you need to eat one boar and then wait and see if you are really hungry for another boar."
#kidssay
772560
What are you doing?
[sullen] Going potty.
That's great. Going potty is the most rewarding thing. You know why?
No, why?
Because you go potty and then you feel better.
Well I don't get to do anything I want to do tonight except go potty.
#kidssay
770114
4yo: "Stupid poo poo corona virus."

#kidssay
768322

You gave up too much to turn back now.