html is #kidssay

wiki

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
-I licked it like a cat!
-Or like a human...
-Or like Darth Vader!
-How does Darth Vader lick??
-I don't know what Darth likes. Ask mom what Darth Vader likes.
#kids_say

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33MHz

🌗🕢 1 wk via Brusque

"I never want to go to bed!" -3yo #kidssay

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33MHz

🌔🕗 2 wk via Gamma

-can I have more juice?
-no, I said not to chug it
-i won't chug it This time
-no
-then I WILL chug it!

#kidssay #quotesunday

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33MHz

🌕🕧 3 wk via Gamma

-guys, we should have a disgusting drink contest.
-no. that would be really disgusting.

#kidssay

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33MHz

🌕🕧 3 wk via Gamma

-do you want grapes? I'll give you a bunch.
-yah
-here's a bunch.
-I hate you! You only gave me some. You're dumb.

#kidssay

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33MHz

🌕🕜 3 wk via html

-You're in time-out for two more minutes.
-Yeah. What's a minute?

#kids_say

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wiki

🌕🕛 1 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
"What if a monster truck came in our house and used my tooth brush and broke all of the girls' tooth brushes. Would that be mad or good? Choose one."

#kids_say

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33MHz

🌖🕑 1 mo via html

"Dad, I wish you didn't have to buy things. B/c then you wouldn't have to buy a car. B/c then you didn't have to just use up all your money. You could not get a job." #kidssay #quoteSunday

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33MHz

🌖🕓 1 mo via html

"Our car got away!"
"Well you kicked your car in the face."

#kidssay

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33MHz

🌕🕜 2 mo via Brusque

"Ellie's in the monster truuuuuck!" #kidssay

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Wife

🌗🕡 2 mo via Noodle

Bad dad jokes are just Mom jokes.
No they’re Mom’s jokes.

#kidssay

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wiki

🌕🕐 2 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
"Hey dad, do bow and arrows still exist? When I grow up I want to get bow and arrows and have my own house."

#kids_say

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Wife

🌘🕘 2 mo via Noodle

I had a nightmare, it goes like this;
One night— Ghost.
White bones peek out from the woodpile.
And we are all scared.

#kidssay

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wiki

🌕🕐 2 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
"If you fall off the bed, you go to the Dr appointments and get a shot and have a lollipop"

#kids_say

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33MHz

🌘🕗 3 mo via html

"Listen to the grinding sound
and watch my drum turning.
Deep down in my belly,
thick cement is slowly churning. What am I?"

"A cement truck!"
"A snack!"

#kids_say

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wiki

🌕🕐 3 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
"Hearts get burnt, so my heart got burnt."
#kids_say

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33MHz

🌔🕙 3 mo via html

Dad, I pooped-ed hot dogs. They're for YeOU! Eat the hot dogs, Dad.

#kids_say

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wiki

🌕🕐 3 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
"I hate sharing bacon."
#kids_say

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wiki

🌕🕐 3 mo via botd

#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
#OnThisDay one year ago [posts.pnut.io]:
-DAD! Turn the peater off! I cnt hear you when the peater runnin.

#kids_say

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33MHz

🌖🕑 3 mo via html

-Ninja Turtles! Ninja Turtles! Ninja turtles!
-NOOOoOOO! Thomas! I have a Thomas toothbrush!
-*I* have a *Hot Wheels* toothbrush. Hey, can we watch Hot Wheels?

#kidssay

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