Shiny is better. ⇄
"My sister is sitting in my chair. :("
"Why don't you sit in the captain's chair?"
"Shiver me timbers!"
A must for the #pnutprinter >> @33MHz: "If you wear heart underwear, everyone will love you forever--even when you're dead they'll love you. Even when *they're* dead OR you're dead, they'll still love you."
"If you wear heart underwear, everyone will love you forever--even when you're dead they'll love you. Even when *they're* dead OR you're dead, they'll still love you."
“I love the texture of that music!”
-6yo talking about Zydeco
"4yo, I don't think 6yo is out here."
"YES I am! I'm burying a cricket. Some other bug or something ate its head."
I live to be awake. I hate sleep.
"Aw you sleep in the night, Dad."
"Yeah, I sometimes sleep downstairs and I see him snoring."
#quoteSunday #pnutprinter #kidssay
“When I grow up I’m going to advertise on TV”
“What are you going to advertise?”
4yo, while stomping in Mary Janes
"This is one of my joyful noises, the other is playing drums"
"That kind of looks like chocolate that was cut into the shape of a stair on a stairway."
“I set all my snails on a race, and none of them are going to win”
“I have two loose teeth. I’ve lost 6 baby teeth, and I lost a shark tooth once.”
“I don’t know how many ways to tell you ‘No’”
“Maybe 16 or 12”
“Do you want to shower a monkey?”
Overheard @fatalmistake’s #kidssay
I love how kid 2 pronounces R2-D2, “Are-tee duty”
“Now my favorite words are, Pepe Le Pew, and Candy.”
"I had a pretend marshmallow in my mouth, in case you were still in a meeting."
“My bread looks beautiful!”
Kid A: “Oh, does it look like a flower, or just like your normal bread ?”
cookie jar (i)
"You know I like when Obelix couldn't eat any more - you need to eat one boar and then wait and see if you are really hungry for another boar."
What are you doing?
[sullen] Going potty.
That's great. Going potty is the most rewarding thing. You know why?
Because you go potty and then you feel better.
Well I don't get to do anything I want to do tonight except go potty.
4yo: "Stupid poo poo corona virus."
You gave up too much to turn back now. ⇄