@ryb to my business associates, but you can call me Ryan B.

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Shiny is better. ☎

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Olympics
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@33MHz CrowdStrike
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I was told it's a sequel, so definitely no SGI equipment.
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There's a Twister remake?

But let's be real, the best part of that movie was the SGI product placements. So what's even the point of this new one.
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Lazy loading images is unnecessary.

STOP IT.
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Do kids know why it's called "YouTube"?
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"Data reconfiguration and statistical factoring"
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"Dubdub DC"

Eww
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5 minutes into the WWDC keynote and all I can think is OLD PEOPLE
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@33MHz Get em on surveillance while they're young
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There's a Starburst ad on TV that I'm pretty sure is made with "AI".
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With YouTube's new translation feature I can now read comments in other languages, and everytime I do, I think, "Wow, they're just like us."
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Rabbit's (the AI hardware company's) previous thing was an NFT rugpull grift.

No surprise, lol.
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@33MHz Don't you mean cowabunga?
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"The iPad Pro is not just for pros. It's for anyone who wants the ultimate iPad experience."

So "pro" has a different meaning between iPads and Macs, interesting.
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I hate ligatures in programming fonts.

Hate them.
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@nitinkhanna I think that post-iPhone the more tech-inclined companies are looking to differentiate themselves on the software side by owning their own platform. Even if they use a commodity OS like Android they'll want to put something custom on top.
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@nitinkhanna Why is that weird?
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@nitinkhanna Definitely Linux. I'd bet Android but it could be a customized GNU/Linux.
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@33MHz Nice unmodern unbrowser
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