@ryb to my business associates, but you can call me Ryan B.

The Facts

Listen to the gossip.

I eat databases, networks, and Web sites.

Shiny is better.

https://andrewkelley.me/post/why-we-cant-have-nice-software.html

And yet, hilariously, Zig will eagerly drop support for older versions of macOS as soon as a new version drops.
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@habanero Thanks, COVID
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Somehow I'm still having dreams about being in high school and missing assignments. School really is trauma-inducing.
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@quizbot Lmao
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@quizbot This sounds unsafe
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Daylight Saving Time?!
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@33MHz >:(
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*Tumblr employees* are pulling their data out of Tumblr.

https://www.404media.co/tumblr-and-wordpress-to-sell-users-data-to-train-ai-tools/
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I was thinking about this recently: Ocarina of Time is still a top-tier game, but obviously couldn't be released today with modern graphics because too many other aspects are dated. It just wouldn't work.
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Why is she wearing outfits like this? How is her skin so smooth? Why does it look like she's wearing makeup? Why are the main characters so attractive? (I know the answers.) But it kills the believability for me. I can excuse this in old games.
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Stellar Blade - New Gameplay Overview | PS5 Games - YouTube [youtube.com]

A game like this is pretty but just doesn't work for me. As consoles get more powerful, graphics have better fidelity and just highlight how unrealistic this whole scenario is.
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@33MHz Wait until you hear about jackdaws.
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@33MHz I reckon it was named by a teenager (Pavlov from the Code Rush [youtube.com] documentary)
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Interesting: Mozilla's image rendering library used to be called libpr0n [libpr0n.com].
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Spam got my title right eventually after calling me Dr. for years.
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"Apple Cancels Car Project"

Good, they have some sense left.
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@quizbot In the woods?
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https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/973677117077630976

Lmaooo glad I went looking for this
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Hah, Crypto.com used to be Matt Blaze's site [web.archive.org]. He must have gotten *paid* for it.
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Gen Z is bringing back landline phones because they think they look ‘cool’: ‘I love to twirl the cord’ [nypost.com]

Now I know how our parents must have felt.
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You gave up too much to turn back now.