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What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature? -- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

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As crazy as hauling timber into the woods. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

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Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.

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Never look up when dragons fly overhead.

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Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One and a half.

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Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

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Once is happenstance, Twice is coincidence, Three times is enemy action. -- Auric Goldfinger

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They will only cause the lower classes to move about needlessly. -- The Duke of Wellington, on early steam railroads.

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Beauty: What's in your eye when you have a bee in your hand.

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If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -- Samuel Clemens

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I know engineers. They love to change things. - Dr. McCoy

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To be or not to be. -- Shakespeare To do is to be. -- Nietzsche To be is to do. -- Sartre Do be do be do. -- Sinatra

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