Shiny is better.

"Can I please count on your trust?" #spam
1186701
Guess this should do the trick. Hoping for no more calls from Switzerland now.

App is Number Shield [apps.apple.com]. Seems to work. 20.000 numbers blocked. 🙂

#TeamAppdiction #Spam
731983
cookie jar (i)
"I'm a girl) looking for a handsome guy write here to me http://example.com invited you to join the Dallas Marathon"

Ok, Strava! See you at the marathon!
#spam
713992
"I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential." #spam
692440
"Poop out stored fat" and other #spam gems.
675535

You gave up too much to turn back now.