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There you go man, Keep as cool as you can. It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave. Keep on being free!

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<Overfiend> The Unix way -- everything is a file <Overfiend> The Linux way -- everything is a filesystem :)

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Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers. -- Woody Allen

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"One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns." -- The Godfather

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squatcho, n.: The button at the top of a baseball cap. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

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In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. -- Stuart Keate

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. -- Robert Benchley

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People humiliating a salami!

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To be awake is to be alive. -- Henry David Thoreau, in "Walden"

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Any given program will expand to fill available memory.

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I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain was up.

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How can you do 'New Math' problems with an 'Old Math' mind? -- Charles Schulz

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We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub ...

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The world really isn't any worse. It's just that the news coverage is so much better.

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"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."

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You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...

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When in doubt, lead trump.

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Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's when they come over and violate your body space.

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