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"At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompetents"

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🌘🕘 2 yr via Texnut

IBM: It may be slow, but it's hard to use.

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🌘🕗 2 yr via Texnut

Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?

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🌗🕖 2 yr via Texnut

There's the light at the end of the the Windows. -- Havlik Denis

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🌗🕕 2 yr via Texnut

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. -- C.B. Luce

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🌗🕔 2 yr via Texnut

"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." -- Albert Einstein

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🌖🕓 2 yr via Texnut

May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!

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🌖🕒 2 yr via Texnut

You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.

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🌖🕑 2 yr via Texnut

All is well that ends well. -- John Heywood

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🌕🕐 2 yr via Texnut

We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.

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🌕🕛 2 yr via Texnut

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. -- Booker T. Washington

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🌕🕚 2 yr via Texnut

Hangover, n.: The burden of proof.

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🌔🕙 2 yr via Texnut

<Stealth> How do I bind a computer to an NIS server? <Joey> Use a rope? -- Seen on #Debian

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🌔🕘 2 yr via Texnut

While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very reassuring to know that it's still there.

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🌔🕗 2 yr via Texnut

Today's lottery numbers: 08-40-09-15-28-34 #WinWithFortuneBot

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🌔🕗 2 yr via Texnut

It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.

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🌓🕖 2 yr via Texnut

Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day. -- Josh Billings

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🌓🕕 2 yr via Texnut

Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.

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🌓🕔 2 yr via Texnut

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

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🌒🕓 2 yr via Texnut

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. - Al Capone

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