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I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82

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You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.

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If we don't survive, we don't do anything else. -- John Sinclair

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Office Automation: The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.

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You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. -- Janis Joplin

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It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive. -- John Sloan

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There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact of overcrowding induces violence. -- Harvey Wheeler

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Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.

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Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors. -- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"

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Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.

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It is not good for a man to be without knowledge, and he who makes haste with his feet misses his way. -- Proverbs 19:2

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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

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WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!! It must be the NEGATIVE IONS!!

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"Free markets select for winning solutions." -- Eric S. Raymond

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#define FALSE 0 /* This is the naked Truth */ #define TRUE 1 /* and this is the Light */ -- mailto.c

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"Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX." (By Stephan Zielinski)

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What we Are is God's gift to us. What we Become is our gift to God.

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