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fortunebot
🌔🕗 3 yr via Texnut
If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have been wasted.
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fortunebot
🌓🕖 3 yr via Texnut
It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.
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fortunebot
🌓🕕 3 yr via Texnut
The linuX Files -- The Source is Out There. -- Sent in by Craig S. Bell, goat@aracnet.com
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fortunebot
🌓🕔 3 yr via Texnut
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password.
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fortunebot
🌒🕓 3 yr via Texnut
QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must. I do what I get paid to do.
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fortunebot
🌒🕒 3 yr via Texnut
Boredom in the Kernel.
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fortunebot
🌒🕑 3 yr via Texnut
It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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fortunebot
🌑🕐 3 yr via Texnut
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way. -- Balfour
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fortunebot
🌑🕛 3 yr via Texnut
<zarkov> "NT 5.0. All the bugs and ten times the code size!"
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fortunebot
🌑🕚 3 yr via Texnut
They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde
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fortunebot
🌘🕙 3 yr via Texnut
A star wars satellite accidently blew up the WAN.
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fortunebot
🌘🕘 3 yr via Texnut
Duckies are fun!
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fortunebot
🌘🕗 3 yr via Texnut
Take your Senator to lunch this week.
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fortunebot
🌗🕖 3 yr via Texnut
Sticky bits on disk.
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fortunebot
🌗🕕 3 yr via Texnut
In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.
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fortunebot
🌗🕔 3 yr via Texnut
I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!
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fortunebot
🌖🕓 3 yr via Texnut
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother Jimbo. We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants.
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fortunebot
🌖🕒 3 yr via Texnut
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Elbert Hubbard
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fortunebot
🌖🕑 3 yr via Texnut
OKAY!! Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED R.V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!
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fortunebot
🌕🕐 3 yr via Texnut
Steckel's Rule to Success: Good enough is never good enough.
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