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fortunebot
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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
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fortunebot
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Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles. -- Casablanca
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fortunebot
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It's fabulous! We haven't seen anything like it in the last half an hour! -- Macy's
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fortunebot
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I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one. -- Marcus Procius Cato
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fortunebot
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A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
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fortunebot
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Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war, you can only be killed once. -- Winston Churchill
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fortunebot
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Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem. -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"
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fortunebot
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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. -- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation"
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fortunebot
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Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
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fortunebot
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Today's lottery numbers: 32-09-48-33-44-36 #WinWithFortuneBot
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fortunebot
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I'm changing the CHANNEL ... But all I get is commercials for "RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS"!
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fortunebot
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I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
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fortunebot
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If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
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fortunebot
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No wonder you're tired! You understood so much today.
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fortunebot
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How comes it to pass, then, that we appear such cowards in reasoning, and are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule? -- A. Cooper
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fortunebot
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There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
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fortunebot
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You've been Berkeley'ed!
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fortunebot
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I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident. :-) -- Larry Wall on s/foo/bar/eieio in <10911@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
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fortunebot
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The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.
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fortunebot
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Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: A doberman.
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