muncman
🌖🕑 3 yr via Apero
Old timey job posting: "Wanted: Webmaster. Perl+CGI required. PHP nice to have.”

Today's equivalent might be more like "Wanted: DevOps, SecOps, UX+UI, Full Stack developer/designer unicorn. Docker & Figma required. Kubernetes & PostgreSQL nice to have."
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🌘🕘 3 yr via Beta
@muncman Mandatory also:
17 years of experience in JavaScript 5.2, a masters degree in computer science from our list of approved universities, and a picture of you in a zebra costume.
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🌖🕓 3 yr via ChimPnut
@Streakmachine The costume pic is a nice touch.


But an “under construction” hard-hat-with-shovel animated gif “of you” might be more fun for the old timey post. :)
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🌒🕑 3 yr via Beta
@muncman Very true, and unpleasantly accurate. :)
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