Shiny is better.

"What is the capitol of Hong Kong?"
What?
"Who engineered the first Yuuzhan Vong?"
I--
"The first British-born US President!"
Dude, get your hand out of my face.
#wedc
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his existence was in jeopardy. the golden light lead him here but how to proceed? finally, he drank the cactus juice and became the man in the picture he always wanted to be. #WEDC
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What's happened to #wedC?
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"A medieval warrior's gruesome collection of heads is missing."

#wedc #medieval
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@33MHz hahaha. The irony of your #WedC post is too great!! @blumenkraft @jawzt @igmp_join @shawn @bazbt3 @manx @saket @jcoder @andrewh @kenosaki @swiftshirt @schmidt_fu @wife @mikehoss
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Even though you may feel like it, work is not...
#wedc
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#wedc

a place to scream,
a place to dream,

a place to live,
a place to give,

a place like this,
does not exist.
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"Please keep your voice down."
"Mn. Let it go! Let it GOOOOOO! Can't hold it back anym--mmph!"
"Go play outside with the dog if you want a place to scream."
"No I'm Elsa."
"No you're not."
#wedc #truestory
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Tell us a story Grandpa, a real one.

Schucks, you know all my stories, I don't have any to tell

Tell us the on about Grandma!

And with that faraway look in his eyes he started;
"there once was a girl from Nantucket.."

#wedc
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Je suis la fille au bout du chemin. :) #wedc
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Quirinius had been revolting in the streets for 39 nights. He bought a new TV, and could finally make out what the political signs around him were saying, in the afternoon news. That night, he stayed home and watched "The Hudsucker Proxy".
#wedc
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He couldn't know that by updating his comm/soc* to the latest operating system beta whilst it had a suboptimal power orb, he'd be both condemning it to oblivion and throwing away all those decades of effort. The *pain* of using a rival…

#WedC

*iPhone 6
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"Dad, whatcha throwing down 'e bridge all the time?"
- "Come and see, in 50 years, son!"

50 years later.

"Dad, whatcha looking at down 'e bridge all the time?" -
"Trees, he was writing with trees!" - "Writing what? - "LOVE U SON", he said, crying.

#wedc
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@33MHz @jawzt I think that was the #wedC
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@33MHz Your prompt has prompted me to respond, which is unsual considering I rarely react to the given prompts for #wedc. Way to prompt!
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hhhllk-shhhh
hhhllk-shhhh
A 5-year-old slept peacefully on the couch near her father, the last slings of snow melting in the grass outside her window. She dreampt of chocolate lab pups, scarves, and broom handles.
#wedc
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"A-choo!"
Fritz covered his mouth. Too late. His sneeze blew a booger onto the woman standing next to him in line.
"Sorry about that, just trying to get on that plane.
This Summer cold has really got me beat."
#wedc
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Not long after he had waved his last kid goodbye for college, he looked around and ... missed something. Not the company, not laughter and yells; he was fine alone.
What was missing?
"An always-moving, never-quite-finished, staggering pile of cruft!"
#wedc
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Prof's voice droned on, "Earth cruft is the outer layer...granite and quartz properties instrumental...up to 80km...your mother and I"
Thunder claps in my mind. Shoulder pain. Can't see.
Wake up. Prof pulls a needle out of my arm. His skin is scales.
#wedc
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"Thanks for coming to our show, to get started all we need is.."

"Jesus and the Prophet get into a fistfight while discussing whether flat-earthers can be truly redeemed"

"..a suggestion, any suggestion. OKAY! I heard Chicken 'n waffles"

#wedC #improv
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Anything old?