"What is the capitol of Hong Kong?" What? "Who engineered the first Yuuzhan Vong?" I-- "The first British-born US President!" Dude, get your hand out of my face. #wedc
his existence was in jeopardy. the golden light lead him here but how to proceed? finally, he drank the cactus juice and became the man in the picture he always wanted to be. #WEDC
"Please keep your voice down." "Mn. Let it go! Let it GOOOOOO! Can't hold it back anym--mmph!" "Go play outside with the dog if you want a place to scream." "No I'm Elsa." "No you're not." #wedc#truestory
Quirinius had been revolting in the streets for 39 nights. He bought a new TV, and could finally make out what the political signs around him were saying, in the afternoon news. That night, he stayed home and watched "The Hudsucker Proxy". #wedc
He couldn't know that by updating his comm/soc* to the latest operating system beta whilst it had a suboptimal power orb, he'd be both condemning it to oblivion and throwing away all those decades of effort. The *pain* of using a rival…
hhhllk-shhhh hhhllk-shhhh A 5-year-old slept peacefully on the couch near her father, the last slings of snow melting in the grass outside her window. She dreampt of chocolate lab pups, scarves, and broom handles. #wedc
"A-choo!" Fritz covered his mouth. Too late. His sneeze blew a booger onto the woman standing next to him in line. "Sorry about that, just trying to get on that plane. This Summer cold has really got me beat." #wedc
Not long after he had waved his last kid goodbye for college, he looked around and ... missed something. Not the company, not laughter and yells; he was fine alone. What was missing? "An always-moving, never-quite-finished, staggering pile of cruft!" #wedc
Prof's voice droned on, "Earth cruft is the outer layer...granite and quartz properties instrumental...up to 80km...your mother and I" Thunder claps in my mind. Shoulder pain. Can't see. Wake up. Prof pulls a needle out of my arm. His skin is scales. #wedc