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🌔🕙 4 yr via Texnut

"Scoot! I can't feel the weather!" #kidssay

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🌗🕡 4 yr via Arachis

At dinner: “I am *not* going to eat the chicken, because I know all about Coronavirus!”

-6yo

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🌖🕒 4 yr via Arachis

“I saw a bee on our porch, but I think it was one of Dad’s children. It landed on me and didn’t sting, so it must be one of small children bees.”
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🌔🕣 4 yr via Texnut

"The other day Mom was singing 'Cruella de Vil', and I put it in the part of my body that never forgets." #kidssay

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🌘🕗 4 yr via Noodle

“Nobody ever gives me a good back rub, or back scratch!”
-6yo

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🌗🕔 4 yr via Goober BB10

"We have to clean your room to move the bunk bed."

"No, we just have to break it, and then put it apart again. Can we do it like that?"

#quoteSunday #pnutprinter #kidssay

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🌔🕗 4 yr via enuts

"Mom, when my next tooth falls out, I want a bar of gold. Now to make a bar of gold, you could just paint a brick yellow or something. That's easier."

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🌗🕠 4 yr via Goober BB10

"If there wasn't any spiders to eat bugs, the world would be destroyed. Like, maybe even half of it."

#kidssay #pnutprinter

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🌓🕢 4 yr via Goober BB10

"We don't have any cereal [for breakfast]."

"Yeah, I grabbed some crumbs out of the trash can. There was only one piece of hair, and I GRABBED it off real fast."

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🌓🕢 4 yr via Goober BB10

"Dad, I'm just using pretend pants, because I couldn't go fast enough through my drawer."

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🌔🕥 4 yr via ChimPnut

Get off the table, you’re a big girl and you know better

I know better, but I don’t like better
-4yo

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🌖🕑 4 yr via ChimPnut

“My butt is telling my brain, and my brain is telling me!”

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🌗🕕 4 yr via enuts

"Are we watching Veggie Tales, or Wind Wipers? I mean, Legend of Zelda!"
#quoteSunday #kidssay

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🌔🕣 4 yr via enuts

"...and then they filled Dr Seuss with elephant skin..."

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🌔🕤 4 yr via enuts

re: dog and breaking a string

"I didn't break it, and Pilgrim didn't break it. Pilgrim can NOT untie."

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🌔🕗 4 yr via Arachis

“Don’t open presents, open bible”

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🌔🕗 4 yr via html

6yo: "I don't know WHAT I'll do. I want to grow up so I can stay up later, but I don't want to stop loving stuffies!"

4yo: "Maybe we can ask God to let you love stuffies when you grow up!"

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🌔🕤 4 yr via html

"Dad, I did a little experiment. If you push little brother right as he's standing up, he'll start running."
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🌖🕞 4 yr via Arachis

One of the kids gift wrapped a chunk of brick, then stuck it in a bag, and put it under the tree.

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🌗🕠 4 yr via ChimPnut

“Mom don’t look at me”
“Why not?”
“You can’t look at me because I’m not in love with you.”

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