She was *only* 2k words over the assignment. "Surely" she thought, glancing at the clock, then the printer "The professor meant that as a guideline. This story is such a bountiful plethora of beauty, to cut it at all would be a crime against art." #wedc
@33MHz Honestly, I don't think this #wedc is that great. There were a lot of better options but I guess they'll have to be saved for later. I don't really have a great idea for how to write one this week.
'this is three-dimensional chess' he said. 'how do you mean?' Jean asked. 'people are so offended by him saying climate change is a Chinese hoax, eventually, they'll all turn into climate activists.' Jean made a funny face. 'tell that your grandmom'
"And now the last one. The ultimate one." ...pause... *neutral voice* "A game show, in which candidates are presented a fact and have to answer with a question" ...pause... "What is, er, *was* Jeopardy! ?" #wedc
"What is the capitol of Hong Kong?" What? "Who engineered the first Yuuzhan Vong?" I-- "The first British-born US President!" Dude, get your hand out of my face. #wedc
his existence was in jeopardy. the golden light lead him here but how to proceed? finally, he drank the cactus juice and became the man in the picture he always wanted to be. #WEDC
"Please keep your voice down." "Mn. Let it go! Let it GOOOOOO! Can't hold it back anym--mmph!" "Go play outside with the dog if you want a place to scream." "No I'm Elsa." "No you're not." #wedc#truestory
Quirinius had been revolting in the streets for 39 nights. He bought a new TV, and could finally make out what the political signs around him were saying, in the afternoon news. That night, he stayed home and watched "The Hudsucker Proxy". #wedc
He couldn't know that by updating his comm/soc* to the latest operating system beta whilst it had a suboptimal power orb, he'd be both condemning it to oblivion and throwing away all those decades of effort. The *pain* of using a rival…