The time-traveler made sure to hit one of her many birthdays each time she returned from a mission. Then stayed for a night. She earned her 1000 years of experience very fast, wasting just a few days of her youth (and taxes) on each. #wedc#birthday
"What is our gestation period?" "10 months, plus or minus." "Plus or…?" "Not an exact science." "You've been subjugating those hamans too long!" "Humans." "Pronunciation…" "So why the question?" "We must visit Glarf Forest. Now." "Oh!"