@Kenosaki

The Facts

Listen to the gossip.

Shiny is better.

My car ran out of gas on the highway today. Fortunately my dad is awesome and came to help me home.
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@Wife story of my life
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"Mr Dent, have you any idea how much damage this bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?"
"... How much?"
"None at all."
#quotesunday
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@Wife yeah. I was talking about the Geordian knot.
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Apparently I talk too much about Star Wars, because my phone just autocorrected "human" to "gungan."
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This came up at work today, now I'm curious to see what people think.
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cookie jar (d)

Doubt: Would the word "The" make a good middle name?

  • No.
  • Yes
  • It depends on the surname.
Closed 🌕🕦 5 yr ago
I think that's hilarious, but I don't think that's very funny.
#quotesunday
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@Wife @fatalmistake @kenosaki @igmp_join @anemicman @33mhz
Ted Drew's
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"You know the difference between a cake and a muffin? Nothing. A muffin is just a bald cupcake."
-Jim Gaffigan
#quotesunday
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@33MHz Smokey the Bear is the only thing I can ever think of when I think of wildfires, so I extrapolated from there.
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The air was clotted with ash; those still breathing were assaulted with the scent of burning flesh and smoldering branches. Tongues of flame licked away life as everyone fled. A single soul rose to face the blaze, a bear with a shovel.
#wednesdaychallenge
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"Hi Tim," Angie waved across the quad to her friend.
"Hey Angie." The response came from behind.
Spinning around, Angie saw Tim standing close by.
"If you're here," she said slowly turning back around, "then who is that?"
#wednesdaychallenge
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I'm a gold digger. I'll eat the duck for Christmas, and keep his money.
@susanr #quotesunday
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Hooray for Fridays. Good morning everyone.
#pnutprinter
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tulip fields in North-Holland, Netherlands [i.redd.it]
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Salutations on this fine June morning!
#pnutprinter
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Out of all the things Earth had to offer, the only ones the aliens enjoyed were maple syrup and hockey. Consequently, Canada was the only country to survive the invasion.
#wednesdaychallenge
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Another day, another dollar. Morning everyone.
#pnutprinter
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Good morning everyone. Hope it's a good one for you.
#pnutprinter
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Good morning! Ready to start another week?
#pnutprinter
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