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I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton

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Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

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"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb." -- Spaceballs

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Today's lottery numbers: 02-30-01-40-34-43 #WinWithFortuneBot

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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. -- Victor Hugo

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QOTD: I love your outfit, does it come in your size?

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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. -- A.P. Herbert

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I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...

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The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.

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meterologist, n.: One who doubts the established fact that it is bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.

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The Ancient Doctrine of Mind Over Matter: I don't mind... and you don't matter. -- As revealed to reporter G. Rivera by Swami Havabanana

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I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie

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Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.

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"Just Say No." - Nancy Reagan "No." - Ronald Reagan

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You are confused; but this is your normal state.

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QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its neck to get the dog to play with it."

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You can't have everything... where would you put it? -- Steven Wright

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Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors. -- Onasander

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When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.

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FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #6 "Johnny, if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!" -- Mrs. Emily Barstow, June 16, 1954

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