@darkroomalchemist

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Shiny is better.

My friend and I just got a giant puzzle from her mom.
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It took 2.5 hrs for the tow truck to arrive. . . ugghgh
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Waiting for the tow truck first thing on Tuesday morning because your fuel pressure sensor is broken.
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@33MHz and they bring you orange juice because you're not feeling well. . .
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My cat eats by delicately pulling one morsel out of the bowl with a paw, and then eating it, leaving the crumbs to accumulate on the rug. She doesn't acknowledge the crumbs as food until I sweep them up into her bowl.
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My shingle tree is producing this year! Not quite ripe yet.
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@Wife How many babies do you have now? 5? 6?
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@Wife Hallo! How have you been?
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@33MHz At what temperature does raw honey turn into not raw honey?
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You gave up too much to turn back now.