@Streakmachine to my business associates, but you can call me ロベルトファルク ☕️.

The Facts

Listen to the gossip.

• Mostly harmless
• Writes about tech and video games
• Loves the original Game Boy
• Mini laptop enthusiast
• Reviews beverages in Japan
• Highly addicted to coffee
• Impersonates William Riker online

少し日本語を話す。

Is usually found in Sweden or Japan.🔰

Shiny is better.

@33MHz @mrfresh I’m full of these statements today! 🤪
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@ludolphus Nice! 😁👍
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@MrFresh The one that comes to mind is: https://www.alphr.com/audio/1001325/how-to-revive-your-old-ipod-classic-with-an-ssd/

We have some really solid alternatives for storage nowadays. Do I want more than 500GB in an iPod? Why, yes. Yes I do!

// @mandy
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Ah, there’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Contemplating leaving a sticky note saying “Got tired. Couldn’t stand it anymore. Went home.” on the computer, and hiding when the day shift comes in.
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@MrFresh @mandy I really should refurb the iPod classic I picked up the other year. SSD and everything. And a new battery.
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Maybe I should start that movie critique podcast.
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It is dawning on me that I might be watching too many shitty movies.
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Just three more hours until dayshift rolls in, and I roll home.
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@33MHz Either mustard or strawberry, I’d imagine.
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Slowly losing my very fragile grasp of reality.
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Hm. Fridge at work smells like someone left their dirty gym sneakers in it…
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@thrrgilag For once, it can’t be Thursday soon enough. 🤣
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@thrrgilag I’ve only seen segments and I have no interest in watching it in full. Honestly.

Strange New Worlds so far, though, I love!
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Watching Star Trek fans talk about the final episode of Picard season 2 is about as unhinged as the series itself.
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@MrFresh @joe Insanely good book! Should be mandatory reading if you are getting into computer science and networking.
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@lechindianer I see a field full of old microphones in my head. Slightly disturbing.
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BFAAS - Bodily Functions As A Service

Like that replacement arm? Well we just bumped up your monthly fee, suck it up, chummer! Won’t pay? Welcome to a useless appendage stuck to your body!

#CyberpunkMedical
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Mike Oldfield? Mike Oldfield!

#TubularBells
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Oooh. New episode of Strange New Worlds!
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Anything old?